HLP

HLP is an acronym for Heterosexual Life Partner. HLPs are same-gender butt buddies/soulmates/biffles in life. Either half of a HLP pair could be single or taken; relationship status does not matter as the HLP bond is greater than what can be described in words.

If the HLP pair were to turn non-hetero, they would probably get married in a heartbeat. However, if only one half of the HLP pair turns non-hetero, it will potentially make things mighty awkward palmtree.

Scheduling all HLP events via Outlook, including but not limited to:

Going on lunch/dinner/brunch/happy hour dates, playing wingman/wingwoman, going on vacations together at least 3x a year, saying/thinking/doing the same things, being crazy fans of team/places that you do not actually like/live in together, indulging in each other's vices (i.e. shopping, eating, drinking), obsessing over people who should not be obsessed over but are allowed to be because you are HLPs and no one else understands each other like you do, referencing each other on Yelp reviews.

by DJ Iron Jellyroll October 19, 2011

hlumelo

Hlumelo is a name of intelligence. Don't let his intelligence fool you. His piel is much bigger than bongas.

That is a MOORSE piel you have there hlumelo.

by Big Schlong Facts 69 October 1, 2020

Hentai Lovers Club (HLC)

The Hentai Lovers Club, or HLC.

A nexus for perverts around the globe.
Has some pretty astounding members, and awesome features. Go there and have a look.

www.hentailoversclub.net

"Hey man, let's go clubbin!
-Where?
-At the HLC of course! DuDe just posted some kickass Guro!"

by Buliaros March 29, 2005

HLDM

Acronym for Half Life Death Match

Player: Let's get it on HLDM style!
Player2: How about let's not get it on...perv.

by Lozer T. User September 2, 2005

hlafm

to be hung like a field mouse. pertaining to a male with an incredibly small wang.

"carl you hlafm bastard put your pants back on, nobody wants to see your .5 inches"

by Juan Mendosa May 12, 2007

hlobo

Hlobo is a bruh with trust issues, has a very sarcastic sense of humour is the Zulu word for summer so she is a literal rash.a hobosexual at best

Hlobo is a queen

by Kattylivesherbestlife May 15, 2019

Hloniphile

They have a great personality and very fun to be around, they can get angry very easily and you would not want to be on their bad side. They don't tolerate nonsense and very easy to please

An African name that means respect

This person is very respected, she must be Hloniphile

by Baear December 1, 2020