Hessam

A very goodlooking, handsome, hot, sexy and awesome iranian who is loved by many .

He was really hessam.
damn check that hessam out.

by aaatteesh paareh January 3, 2009

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

Hessa

The hottest book & movie couple to ever exist .

“ yo have you read after? ”
“ read it and watched the movie!”
“ Yea hessa is one fine ass couple! ”

by hellothatsme April 19, 2019

hessler

1. slang for bed.
2. "hitting the hessler": slang for going to bed. Popularized by h100+101.

"I'm tired. I'm going to hit the hessler."

by Dinkus Mayhem January 2, 2009

Hessa

Hessa is the coolest most amazing mother fucka in the world

Hessa is the most amazing in the world

by Yasssssssbyach May 31, 2018

Hesseltine BS Skills

A set of skills obtained by desperate failing students in English class. Essentially the skill of being able to completely bull shit a question or essay by writing down thoughts and ideas that make no sense but sound deep and profound. Can also be used in order to lengthen a response to a question so that you get a higher grade a result. This skill can be applied in many other classes with varying degrees of success.

Student 1: Oh I got an 60 on that last assignment
Student 2: I wrote the same thing that you did but I got a 100
Student 1: How?
Student 2: I used my Hesseltine BS Skills

by Anonymous823489438943 October 30, 2020

Hessi

Slow, mongol, messes up alot

Went to woodys and hessi messed up my wing order

by HaysonChorroburger June 29, 2022