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Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!
I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!
by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022
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jaden hossler

jaden hossler is my daddy and is the KING of all tiktok eboys.
jaden hossler is the hottest person in tiktok
by jadenhosslerswife😎 October 20, 2019
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hasselbeck

Hasselbeck is a profane hip hop/dance song about "The View"s Elisabeth Hasselbeck. It is written and performed by Elephant, a Los Angeles-based band consisting solely of twin brothers Jackson Vrana and Coleman Vrana.

The song is very anti-Elisabeth, jabbing at not only her political views, but declaring her to be hypocritical, ignorant, and boastful of a life the musicians find to be far from resembling reality.
Elephant ended their show last night in Hollywood with Hasselbeck; it was funny as hell.
by wehobrandon August 20, 2009
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no hassles !

aka no worries! ! - no sweat! - no problemo !
tim - george! will you be able to get me some chips on the way back from work? george - No Hassles ! sure can do!
by niko_Queenstown January 15, 2016
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Hasselharf

Being in a rough situation.
A love triangle.
Not knowing what to do or what to choose.
A predicament.
Liking someone and not knowing if they like you back.
Trying to get with one person, the person not liking you back and a completely different person is trying to get with you. For example. Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.
I don't know who to choose to take to prom, this is such a Hasselharf.
My best friend is dating this girl ive always liked, this is a Hasselharf.
I like this boy but I don't know if he likes me and I don't want to tell him I like him, what a Hasselharf.
Girl A likes Guy A, Guy A has no idea but Guy B is trying to get it in with Girl A.
by SouthernStyleMuffin January 15, 2011
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Hasset

Hasset has such a beautiful soul and is such a humanitarian. She loves her friends and family dearly and they mean the world to her. She is so smart and is always up for a debate. She is also really pretty but sometimes she forgets. She loves animals and treats them with love and care. She also loves Jesus more than anything. Hasset has beautiful curly black hair.
Are you friends with Hasset?

Yea she is so cool!
by Blueandpurple June 29, 2021
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Haslet

The name of the Great Smoked Pork Lion in the book "The Lying Bitch & Her Wardrobe". He is the guardian of the enchanted land of Yawnia.
Haslet, The King of Beastly Snacks, opened his mighty jaws and belched. The mighty wind of His great eructation bent every tree in Yawnia, and the aroma of smoked ham covered the enchanted land.
by Pedrosa von Beagle November 15, 2006
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