Pics or it didn't happen

Pics or it didn't happen is used when someone makes a very far fetched statement about something. See example.

Teenager1: So brah ask me what I did over the weekend
Teenager2: ok....what did you do over the weekend?
Teenager1: I went over to this girls house and I fucked her and then her mom walked in on us and we had a threesome.
Teenager2: Pics or it didn't happen looser!

by omg45439934 August 23, 2009

tits happen

1. When someone is hating on you for no good reason. Like a member of the itty bitty titty committee threatening to report your photos for showing too much cleavage.

2. Synonym for "shit happens".

1. Committee, "I'm reporting your photo for nudity because you are showing a lot of cleavage."
DD, "Yeah, well, tits happen."

2. Boss, "Why are you late?"
Employee, "I don't know, tits happen."

by TitsHappen June 14, 2015

Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.

Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

What happen to dad?

he died.

John: What happen to dad?
Bob: He died.

by your dad in a disguise. August 26, 2021

Nudez or it didn't happen.

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009

w'happen

West indian slang word for 'Hi' 'Hey' or 'How are you', Literally an abreviation of 'whats happenning?'

"W'happen me breadren?" "W'happen bredder? cha, me nah see yah fi long time bwoy!" or from a man to a lady you wish to get to know better "W'happen baby? come 'ere naw, me's a sweet bwoy yah nah" W'happen gal? yuh look ready fi flex!!!"

by The Duke of Windsor June 11, 2006

not supposed to happen

a situation where you really want to do something, so you do it, all the while /knowing its not supposed to happen. Usually understood by both parties. One or both parties participate in the i dont remember that night game.

EX: shit man, that was just... not supposed to happen

by yourfaceklkl February 9, 2010