by thatTROLOLOL August 15, 2011
by BTSenthusiast April 09, 2018
by Nicecockbrosif April 09, 2022
A guy with an odd pool of grey hair.
The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.
The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.
The grey hair ain't just a color, it's old semen from the local fishermen.
The definition is a guy walking with other guys semen.
"Omg did you go hans on your hair again?"
"Let's hans up his hair, I got a heavy nutsack ready to be emptied!"
"Look at that hans guy!"
by BackpackerJoe January 18, 2008
(n)(In the South) a condescening term used for people who display characteristics of "hicks" and who are usually overconfident and think they have more friends than they actually do.
Ok, "Hans," take that squirrel off of its leash and let it go. Squirrels are not pets, it doesn't like you and neither does anyone else. Oh, and put some shoes on.
by Charlie Ferman September 10, 2007
by Andrius March 02, 2008
A stupid idiot that everyone hates and wish he doesn't exist. He is weird and especially girls hate him because he does weird things we do NOT speak of. He has a crush on a girl named Claire, but she loathes him. Hans may be somewhat smart, but he is still an idiot. Claire still hates him and wishes that he was never born.
Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Hans secretly spies on Claire and Madeline sometimes, and it is creepy as beep
Claire: I'm scared, Hans is looking at me
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
Madeline: ignore him and he will ignore you
Claire: you know nothing. I can feel him looking at me, it is scary.
by The herd. Unicorn poop March 15, 2020