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Gaper

a sexual act from doggy style in which you spit into your partners anus while quickly inserting your penis into the anus, then pulling out
Nate Gave Cori The Gaper Last Night?
by Lord-Gore March 7, 2010
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Gympersonator

Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time
Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0

Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016
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Gyneromantic

Romantically but not sexually attracted to woman and those of femininity.
I identify as gyneromantic
by Cayden Carter June 14, 2018
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gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"
She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.
by mei0023 April 6, 2005
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Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!
I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!
by A.D.218 October 10, 2008
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gaper

a skier. Skiers are called gapers because of the gaping hole between their legs and skis. Also known to do the gaper tuck. Has nothing to do with their hats and goggles and is only correct when used to describe skiers not snowboarders.
Distressed skier: Hey, you almost ran me over! (...after almost being ran over...)
Punk snowboarder: Fuck you, gaper! (...rides off...) Eat shit! (...runs into a barney and breaks his collarbone...)
by Seatthell January 31, 2007
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gype

To steal, rip-off, exploit, plagiarize, etc., but with a more insulting and dirtier tone.
I'm going to gype that stereo.

We were totally gyped on that deal.
by s4xton March 18, 2005
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