Gumbleoid

1. Those regenerator guys on the Island section of Resident Evil 4.

2. A dickhead of small stature.

3. A person of usually small stature that thinks he is cooler than he is.

1. "Bro, you need the thermal scope before you can kill those gumbleoids!"

2. "Man, Danny DeVito sure is a fucking gumbleoid,"

3."Check out this gumbleoid talking to your sister!"

by Skark June 11, 2008

Gambler 500

Off-Road Navigation rally where bad choices are celebrated. fun>rules, don't be a dick.

Sorry Dick, you're not invited to the Gambler 500.

by OscarRodriguez September 26, 2017

gymples

Post workout acne. Pimples caused by not washing your face and letting the sweat dry after going to the gym.

Gym bro: Watch out dude, if you dont wash your face after your high intensity work out, you'll get nasty gymples.
Gym bro 2: right on bro, good lookin' out lol

by Mmosley November 1, 2017

Gamble Goat

To be a Gamble Goat is to be a genius at gambling. This honour can only be bestowed upon the wisest of gamblers. The first gambler to receive this rank is known by many as Spence 'The Gamble Goat'. However there have been few since to receive the rank of Gamble Goat.

Gamble Goat status can be achieved by gambling big wins on the slaps and a habit of suiting these. It can also be achieved by non-stop winning when placing $10 on single numbers in roulette and shouting "GAMBLE GOAT" and placing two horns on your head using closed fists. When doing this you are guaranteed a win, if you don't win then your machine or the dealer is corrupt.
To be officially entered into the 'GOAT of Fame', an original Gamble Goat member must be ready to simultaneously shout "Gamble Goat!" and then proceed to lock fist horns. You'll notice a number of changes when becoming a Gamble Goat. These include; your penis growing 10 inches.

"GAMBLE GOAT" (Then proceeding to win gambling)
"Dude you're addicted to gambling." - Peasant "Fuck off bro, I'm a Gamble Goat! I can never lose" - Official Gamble Goat

by THE GAMBLE GOAT October 7, 2019

kentucky gamble

Is when you have to fart, but you could accidentally shit yourself. You are unsure if it will be a shart.

Also Kentucky Gambler a person who does this a lot.

*Person farts*
Person, "Man that was a Kentucky Gamble."

by ctrlaltme June 4, 2014

Spaff Gamble

Deciding on whether or not to indulge in the act of masturbation in the knowledge of limited time before the return of an obstructing party. i.e a girlfriend who has gone to the shops for 10 minutes.

I feel like some relief, but Jane's only gone out for 10 minutes. Should I or shouldn't I? This is a bit of a spaff gamble.

by Nested Elevator November 7, 2017

gymlet

The gym equivalent of manlet. Somebody who's extremely scrawny and spends all his time in the gym yet still not gaining muscle. Gymlets are often also lanklets and might have anger issues.

Gym bro 1: "Yo that thin guy, you seen him before?"

Gym bro 2: "Yeah he's been hogging the bench for like two hours now. Fucking gymlet."

by godh4nd March 9, 2019