gymlet

The gym equivalent of manlet. Somebody who's extremely scrawny and spends all his time in the gym yet still not gaining muscle. Gymlets are often also lanklets and might have anger issues.

Gym bro 1: "Yo that thin guy, you seen him before?"

Gym bro 2: "Yeah he's been hogging the bench for like two hours now. Fucking gymlet."

by godh4nd March 9, 2019

gomletted

to be the subject of unwanted gay sexual attention. Commonly used among western ex-pats in eastern Europe and Africa.

OMG, Ben was totally gomletted in the back of that taxi the other night.

by factchecker22 February 13, 2010

Gyletre

The best person at everything

Gyletre is far superior to the rest of humanity.

by Nanimani October 25, 2019

gomletted

To attempt to thwart an on-the-spot gay approach, involving hair touching, leg feeling and and open mouthed lunging using a typically upper class English phrase of "no, no its fine, really" whilst slowly pulling away and pretending it never happened.

Alex reacted politely when Toni gomletted him, as to do anything else would just be rude.

by teamheath2 February 28, 2010

gymlete

a pseudo-athlete; a person who mistakes going to the gym ~3 times a week as athleticism; a guy or girl who spends more time reading and buying sports related materials than training; someone who hogs the elliptical, treadmill or ab machine spending only 10 minute actually exercising.

You can always tell a gymlete from an athlete: a gymlete worries about style and looks and reads more than they train. An athlete worries about performance and perfection and trains to be read about.

by supadoopafly August 27, 2010

gimlet

The act of trying to catch sperm in one's own eye socket, or chin dimple, whilst masturbating.
From the relatively unknown Buddhist semi-state of Goomlut - a feeling of enormous self satisfaction; a sense of accomplishment; smugness if you will.

Good Morning Sir, I'm afraid I won't make it into the office this morning, I threw my back out whilst attempting Gimlet. Never mind Rupert, I'll see you in the club at lunch time.

by nghhhhh August 15, 2006

gimlett

n. a short, very-bearded dwarf capable of unknown abilities in drunkeness and sexual deviance.

1 v. to drink an entire keg alone without succumbing to alcohol-poisoning, or at least slaying a dragon before you do.

2 v. to do a kirk drunk

n. In the times of yore, Gimlett roamed the land freely with a flask in one mit and a six-foot axe in the other.

v1. "Aww! Did he just Gimlett that whole thing?"

v2. "Yeah, and he went in there and Gimletted all of those cheerleaders! Right in the thomas!"

by disturbed goldfish December 1, 2005