Gurch

An exclamation, typically of frustration. It can be used in many contexts to express a multitude of emotions. Similar to GAH, BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Teacher: 'the essay is due tomorrow'
student: 'oh gurch, i really don't have time for this tonight!'

by hitherepenina November 13, 2013

Stinky Guetchanitas

A rare dissease in wich the area between a persons genitals and anis (AKA Guetch) smells like ronchi shit most of the time

Jacob had a rare case of Stinky Guetchanitas

by justice_GIGITY February 25, 2010

guetch

slang word for the perineum, or the part of the male body between the balls and anus, also known as the taint

Welcome to Brunswick, Georgia, otherwise known as the guetch of America.

by N. Phil Trader September 21, 2008

Gartch

More often than not, used as a Noun: "to Gartch"; i.e. to moan, gripe, whinge, whine, or inanely ramble with blatant disregard for the public at large. Generally, if one uses the word "Gartch", one would be derogatorily speaking about an unpleasant humanoid that is "pissing you off" massively by talking "shite".

Please note: The noun form of gartch can easily be used as a present continuous verb, or a proper noun. QQQ.

Gartch. You know it.

E.g.

Clerk 1: "What's this knob head GARTCHING on about?!!!!"

Clarky 2: "Dunno, mate. He's just being a proper GARTCHER."

by Ptuqfjyferzs December 6, 2012

gutchucking

swallowing the spit from dip, chew,chaw,chewing tobacco

James resorts to gutchucking when he dips so he doesn't have to spit

by rjrev December 18, 2016

gutchi gang

a gang the stoopid sevies in middle school say they are in. they think it is cool and funny but come on, gutchi?

sevie walks down the hall* GUTCHI GANGG!!
other short sevie* YEEAA BOIII
other other short sevie* ooF you NEED CLOUT GOGGLESSS TO BE COOLL

by Bai Antioxidant Infusion September 17, 2018

Gurchin

fucking awesome youtuber. absolute hunk. representation of what a man should look like.

"Hey dude have you heard about that Gurchin guy?"
"Yeah he's awesome"

by PixelPit January 19, 2020