A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.
The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.
Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
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When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
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A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.
The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
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