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The guillotine

A 'practical joke' that involves lifting the seat of a toilet, and intricately defecating on the front lip of the bowl. You then delicately place the toilet seat on top on the freshly laid nugget, and evacuate the stall.

Ideally, your intended victim will come along to enjoy their peaceful abulution, drop their pants and proceed to sit down.

The result of their bodyweight on the toilet seat will sever a section of turd and eject it like Mary Antoinette's head into the victims awaiting pants.

Everything going to plan, you will have successfully shat in someone's pantaloons while they are wearing them. And probably irrevocably burned any bridges of friendship in the process.
Mark laid the guillotine in the camps mess toilet. Now they have taken all the seats away since we clearly can't be trusted.
by C Spiceyweiner June 12, 2018
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gnillort

A less harsh way of using the word cunt
You: i hate this guy for many reasons, he is such a gnillort
by Moose tits June 12, 2016
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kitty guillotine

When you have a screen door without a screen, you open the sliding window and attempt to secure it open. This is used if you don't yet have a cat door and want to let your cats in and out freely.
Sometimes the window that you thought was secure can fall, mid jump of the cat, and provide you with two kitties instead.
Disclaimer: This has not happened to our cats, although close calls have occured. This redneck contraption is what we refer to as a kitty guillotine.
A storm door, with no screen and the window open can be refered to as a kitty guillotine
by Willow n Pusse September 11, 2010
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Guilnor

an awesome person =
shes .. a dude, hahahahhahahaha
Guilnor found it!
mwahhahahahahahahahaha!
by monster November 12, 2004
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guiltover

The pervasive feeling after a night of hard drinking that one has done something irredeemably wrong, despite knowing that one did not do anything wrong and despite knowing that one did not black out.
Janet had such a bad guiltover after the office party that she called in sick.
by ProfessorStellar August 6, 2012
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Guillionaire

noun, adj
A portmanteau of guillotine and billionaire, refers to billionaires that would receive the guillotine in a revolution.
Jeff Bezos, who presently sits atop guillionaire mountain, couldn't resist the urge to single handedly gentrify Long Island City for a fistful of dollars.

The Koch brothers, famed guillionaires for perennial donations to conservative PACs, stand to profit an order of magnitude more from the Keystone XL pipeline; it takes money to make money!
by QalTeq February 7, 2019
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Guillianne

Guillianne is one of the most unique name, I'll leave now bitches, I don't like it here, I'm only one here whose name is Guillianne
For example, Guillianne hates you
by Guillianne June 8, 2021
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