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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. The original science-fiction comedy. Written by the late Douglas Adams, HGttG incorporated poignant observations about the nature of Life, the Universe and Everything with ridiculous slapstick. It began as a radio show, but was later made into a book trilogy in five parts. The one steadfast rule of the series is that logic and causality are for sissies.

2. A fictional device similar to a PDA which contains an encyclopedic database about everything you could possibly want to know about, written by underpaid or unpaid people not really concerned with accuracy (much like UrbanDictionary). It comes in a box that has the words "DON'T PANIC!" in large, friendly letters.
"Thanks to the Hitchhiker's Guide, I've become an expert in all sorts of useless crap. And I can fly."
by Teflon Don December 11, 2003
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Cock guider

the opposite of cock blocking, helping another dude get laid. Guiding the cock into the vagina (metaphorically otherwise its just insertion)
Dude, im a cock guider, he never would have gotten with her without my guidance!!
by themurahan February 21, 2009
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guinea pigging

v. A term used to describe the act of testing something, generally software related.
Guy #1: Hey, I just finished testing that change you made to the software. It works great.
Guy #2: Sweet! Thanks for guinea pigging, man!
by thecooley September 22, 2007
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

1. A very popular BBC radio series written by Douglas Adams, originally broadcast in 1978, with new episodes broadcast in 1980, 2004 and 2005.
2. A book released in 1979 by Douglas Adams, derived from the first series of 1. Also the blanket title for a series of four further books by Adams set in the same universe. Sometimes known as “a trilogy in five parts”.
3. 1979 stage show derived from the first series of 1.
4. 1979 LP recording derived from the first series of 1.
5. 1981 BBC television series derived partially from the first series of 1., with some material from 2. and additional original material.
6. A 1984 computer text adventure game by Infocom, freely adapted from the beginning of the first series of 1.
7. A 2005 film from Disney, very loosely derived from the first series of 1. Widely felt to have lost most of the humor and pacing of the original in the process of adapting the material to an American audience. The death of Douglas Adams (and subsequent editing of the script by others) may have played a part in this.
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy was one of my favorite books in High School.
by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv September 19, 2006
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Guile

A character in Street Fighter, a series of video games by Capcom. In the games, Guile is a major in the US Air Force. According to Street Fighter II, he was born on 12/23/1960, he's 6'1" tall, weighs 191 lbs, has type-O blood, and his three-size is 49-32-35. Guile's most famous moves are Sonicboom and the Flash Kick (AKA Somersault Kick), and both were taught to him by Charlie, Guile's superior officer and friend in the US Air Force. In Street Fighter II (his 1st appearance)he abandons his wife & daughter to get revenge on M.Bison (Vega in the Japanese version) for killing Charlie in the Street Fighter Alpha series. In Street Fighter IV, Guile abandons his wife for a second time to search for Charlie, of whom he is convinced is still alive.
Guile has also been a character in an awful movie adaptation of Street Fighter II. He was portrayed by Jean-Claude Van Damme. In Street Fighter IV, he is voiced by Travis Willingham (better known as the voice of Colonel Roy Mustang on Fullmetal Alchemist).
Person 1: Guile rules.
Person 2: Oh please. Ryu is so much better.
Person 1: Want to fight about it?
Person 2: Actually, yeah.
by Major Guile December 18, 2008
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Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide

a semi-funny show with teen actors who make a mead notebook filled with "tip's" about how to get through school. during the show the kids spend very little time in class and have more dating drama than homework. they are oddly close friends with the janitor and spend a lot of time complaining about having school work and tests.
guy1: "did you see Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide last night?"
guy2: "yah they had a tip that just said 'Get a cool hairdo 2 weeks before school reopens'."
guy1: "yah thats why i got a mullet."
guy2: "thats awesome" :)
by LL Money July 19, 2010
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guinea pig

guinea pigs are adorable rodents who are also known as cavies. they make great pets and are easy to look after. they are vegertarians and love to eat most fruit and vegetables. they also love fresh hay and grass.
my guinea pig loves to eat cucumber
by little miss shy June 5, 2007
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