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The Great Dong

What you have (unless you’re a girl, or are you…?)
Did you see The Great Dong in Jack’s bathroom?
by thegreatdong January 9, 2023
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You're a great friend

The four worst words that a guy can hear.
Guy: I really like you.

Girl: Aww, thanks. I think that you're a great friend.

Guy: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU- *head explodes*
by ejg930 January 18, 2010
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The Great Papyrus

The Great Papyrus is the tall skeleton in Undertale and is known for his incredible spaghetti. But be careful, or else his brother will come and fuck you up
Papyrus: Fear not, human, for it is I, the Great Papyrus!
by Dis Asshat September 12, 2016
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Great Thursday

The day preceding Good Friday. It is celebrated by consuming copious amounts of alcohol and singing songs of merriment. Great Thursday typically results in a hangover so fierce it takes 3 days to resurrect ones self.
Ryan: "hey Blair do you work on Good Friday?"

Blair: "no, i plan on drinking on Great Thursday and having a 3 day hangover."
by Narhwal Lover February 25, 2013
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The Great Lawn

An after school hotspot for over privileged new york city private school kids. On weekends, crowds come to enjoy the fresh air and to enjoy a picnic, cocktail or a joint.
A: Yo, what are you doing after school?
B: I'm going to the Great Lawn. You should come- everyone will be there
by yo whaz good July 27, 2008
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Witte's Great Spurt

Commonly mistaken as a period in russian history where one of the tsars ministers sergei witte sold peasants grain in order to bring about a large growth in russian industry and badly needed growth in russian transport network. Witte's Great spurt is actually the name given to, as the aforemetioned minister described it, 'My great jizzplosion' its is often used a as part of a analogy decribing a spurt of any liquid and more commonly spunk.
ZOMG when i came it was equivical to witte's great spurt!

That Sergei guy was intense, look at how far he spurts
by Philly Ree August 14, 2008
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The great meme war

It was a huge battle that took place in 2015-2016. God emperor trump had a mission, to make america great again. In order to succeed, he needed to take down crooked hillary. To his aid, lord and savior pepe the frog came and helped him on this mission. The 9th of November, they finally did it. They had finally defeated crooked hillary.

This battle will go down in the history books as "the great meme war".
by The lord and savior trump November 11, 2016
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