When the girl you are dating blacks out, passes out in your bed, wakes up in the middle of the night disoriented, and decides to drop a deuce in the middle of your rug when she can't find the bathroom. Afterwards, she forgets the location of the deuce and accidentally steps in it.
by Larry415 June 24, 2008
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by el chingon de chingones March 24, 2003
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by thebigwinner January 23, 2016
Get the Gregory mug.The Gregolith, who derives rock-solid cognitive and physical capabilities from the secret compound Gregolithium, is a rare and endangered humanoid, typically male. Definitive characteristics include an undying affinity for Scrabble, Burger Time, going "nil" or "2 for 10" in Spades, and the reckless, yet tastefully innovative overuse of the phrase "that's what she said." The Gregolith is frequently identified by association with his humanoid relative, J-DOS, however the Gregolith is most easily identified by his signiture "gun show" routine, in which an unsuspecting mark is asked if they have tickets to the gun show, and is then summarily directed toward the nearest 2 gun shows. The Gregolith draws livelihood documenting and collecting unusually long french fries. He also earns supplementary income by NOT playing the Raffi song, "bananaphone." When not pursuing career endeavors, the Gregolith relaxes by cheering on his favorite football team, The Jets, even in the offseason.
1) Holy crap, that's a long french fry. I'll bet The Gregolith will be by any minute to take a picture. 2) Gregolith: Do you have your tickets yet? Unsuspecting bystander: To what? Gregolith: To the Gun Show! 3) The Gregolith begins pole dancing on a subway train, then claps, points, and says "Go Jets, New York!"
by XPizzle June 18, 2008
Get the Gregolith mug.A LONG NOSE BREED OF MONKEY THAT IS MYOPIC AND LOOKS A LOT LIKE A ORANG-UTAN AND HAS AN AMAZING NASAL FEATURE. USUALLY FOUND GESTICULATING WILDLY WHEN PRESSURED.
AFTER BEING TORTURED WITH PHONE CALL AFTER PHONE CALL TODAY I FEEL JUST LIKE A GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS AND I AM FLALING EVERYWHERE AND I ACT LIKE A FULUBRIOUS DRUNK GUY,I DUNNO WHAT I'M DOING ANYMORE.
by TERRY MAGGACIS February 26, 2009
Get the GREGORIUS PRIMECIUS mug.play on words from the holiday cinco de mayo where the mexican town of puebla won a military victory over french forces. a relatively insignificant holiday to mexicans, especially in comparison to the day of mexican independence where there is much more emphasis and celebration among mexican communities in the united states. Cinco de Mayo, in short, merely acts as another holiday where people can party and get drunk. White people seem to like the holiday more than mexican immigrant families do, hence the name.
Can also be called Cinco de Drinko.
Can also be called Cinco de Drinko.
Charlie: Yeah, cinco de mayo let's party
José: güerro, we don't celebrate that
Charlie: Whatever, I'm gonna party and get smashed tonight
José: Just go celebrate Cinco de Gringo already
José: güerro, we don't celebrate that
Charlie: Whatever, I'm gonna party and get smashed tonight
José: Just go celebrate Cinco de Gringo already
by El Valle April 19, 2008
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