gelpi

A mexican who plays soccer

That gelpi is so good at soccer

by Piggybackpeak4 October 12, 2017

grep monkey

1. Someone who performs mundane tasks everyday, just like a white blood cell. The "Fodder Consciousness" Theory.
2. Someone good at looking for a needle in a hay stack.
3. Grep Grok's biatch.
4. A person who is always searching for and finding answers.

1. Behind every great mind....there is a grep monkey.
2. What looks to be a long day gets much easier when you have a grep monkey around.
3. I told you what I need, now get to it you grep monkey.
4. Nothing gets past that grep monkey.

by AdZd January 28, 2007

Greep

A horrible person who is geeky and creepy and, most of all, shit to their friends.

Girl1: Did you see what she just did!
Girl2: Wow, what a greep...

by BeckyK October 14, 2012

Greep

The flow of blood that exits a man's anus (similar to a menstrual flow). It only occurs once in his life time, and it is the defining moment of his manhood. The flow lasts for 2-3 weeks and the suffering transforms a boy to a man.

When compared to a females period, greep is scientifically proven to be worse. Dr.Schlitterbauhn, part time disney world OB GYN, commented, "on a scale of numb hand to two stubbed toes, greep is around the pain level of whale birth".

"Dude, you are such a child."
"Naw, man. I greeped last week. Im a full man now."
"Damn straight you are"

"I accidentally licked my greepage."

"Kill yourself now."

by Disneyworldobgyn November 29, 2013

grep

To find a pattern in a given input.

grep "pattern" FILE

Or:

"I grep'd your product's manual, but found nothing about 'what to do if product is on fire'."

by Josh January 17, 2003

greep

a person who is a member of a glee club and tends to be creepy

Wow, that girl in the back of that picture is a greep.

Dang he can sing, but he is still a greep.

by IlOvEgLeEcLuB November 30, 2009

greep

Noun - A Geeky Creep. A creep whose modus operandi is super geeky (such as the internet).
verb - the act of creeping out in a geeky manner. used in the smae maner as the verb "to creep out"

He was a typical greep. All he ever did was surf the net and create false identities in the hope of finding a hot date. And when he did find someone, he would greep out his victims by spamming their inbox.

by chitsb January 1, 2009