Grapefruit Lady 

A term commonly used to describe elder women who have turned senile, and are often found in the produce section of local grocery stores conversing, lecturing, or scolding various fruits and vegetables. Can also be used to describe people who talk to the air, at the back of peoples heads, or a woman who REALLY likes grapefruit.

"Hey, was that old lady yelling at me or the celery?"
"It was actually the plantaines, She's a Grapefruit lady."

Grapefruit Lady by jimmythewhoo November 1, 2009

The Grapefruit 

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

The Grapefruit by The stool July 27, 2021

peeling a grapefruit

The act of spreading a women's vaginal lips for oral pleasure.

Nick is so good at peeling a grapefruit that

women instantly tremble.

peeling a grapefruit by cruzer567 January 13, 2014

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

Dust up your grapefruits by Greatfruits November 4, 2016

Grapefruit

Why the fuck are you looking up the definition for grapefruits you stupid fuck

im an acoustic child who likes grapefruits and plays roblox all day

Grapefruit by SakrificeTheBrokeBoi January 22, 2018

grapefruit head 

a large round head, resembles a grapefruit

O look at that foo's big ass grapefruit head

grapefruit head by John Scarborough January 14, 2007

greasy grapefruit 

when ones balls have been covered in vaginal fluid and the girl sucks it off with her tongue, but there is still some residue, but its not over, then the guy goes to the store to buy cigarettes and he sharts

Alex: man last week was so jank! dude i had greasy grapefruits like every day!

Sam: has you r girlfriend ever given you a greasy grapefruit?
Hansel: NO!
Sam: Well its amazing!

Megan: last night i gave my boyfriend a greasy grapefruit! WOOHOO!

Tyler: Dude, Jenny gave me a greasy grapefruit last night!
KJ: Was it awesome?
Tyler: Fuck no, Jenny was jank!
KJ: Shit, i want it from sami!!

greasy grapefruit by burning swan figs March 31, 2010