Grandma's Funeral 

A term used to describe thoughts that go through someones head to stop from spunking early when having intercourse

Tim constantly had to Grandma's Funeral not to spunk in xtina's butt

Grandma's Funeral by Dumpybrown August 2, 2007

Grandma's Silver 

A sleeping position in which 3 or more people rest in a spoon configuration.

"We had to fit four campers in that little tent, and it was friggin' cold, so we pulled a Grandma's Silver."

Grandma's Silver by K Strizzle October 24, 2011

Grandma's little helper 

When you stay in the shower long enough that your hands become prune and then you jerk off! This action is best followed up by having a Werther"s original.

I took an extra-long shower today to make sure grandma's little helper came along.

Grandma's little helper by Jason in Denver April 8, 2017

Grandma’s Drapes 

Saggy vaginal lips.

That hooker has grandma’s drapes. Can almost roll them up.

I saw my sister naked braaaahhh. She was sporting grandma’s drapes. I think someone is hitting that shit hard.

Grandma’s Drapes by Eaton Holgoode November 1, 2017

Grandma's Chili 

When you're getting intimate with a geriatric woman, you hike up her moo-moo, then pull her shit-filled depends to the side and go to town.

There's nothing better than having some of grandma's chili after a nice morning at Church.

Grandma's Chili by UrbanNOLA May 10, 2018

Grandma's Tea Towel 

Grandma's Tea Towel is an alternative name for but serves the same purpose as a Gak Towel or Doddle Rag.

After dropping a heavy load on his Cougar, Carl offered her Grandma's Tea Towel to wipe up.

Grandma's Tea Towel by Eaton Holgoode April 14, 2014

Grandma's Rose Garden 

An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.

Where's grandpa?

Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.

I'm going to throw up.

Grandma's Rose Garden by Eaton Holgoode February 22, 2017