gooching

An industry term for duct tape that entails the unintentional act of tearing off a piece of duct tape and having it accidentally sticking to itself.

The most prevalent duct tape error, this is guaranteed to render the piece of duct tape torn off useless, as attempts to correct the gooching only lead to further gooching and sometimes unintentional pundling.

"Dude, so gay. I had the perfect size piece of duct tape and I accidentally let it go with my left hand and it fell on itself, and now its stuck and useless."
"Fuck man. I know exactly what you mean. Gooching sucks so bad."

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

goosing

a documented rix like event

Oh yeah, that was rixed

by Prof. Tiddleywinks May 7, 2003

Goosing

When one is getting a sly hand-job at their formal (prom) and doesn't have anywhere to cum, they grab the soup bowl from the table and "finish in the dish".

"Oh man, i just ended up goosing everywhere in that bowl, that soup ended up SOOOOOOO salty!"

by Danny Zuko March 8, 2017

Gooshin'

Masterbating whilst having a turd on the toilet naked.

"Man i was gonna have a super sweet bath but decided to get some gooshin' done before it, it honk'd for the whole half hour i was in there bro.."

by Jonathonarto Lindsense the 2nd November 18, 2009

gooshinblach

Adj; referring to an object of extreme brightness; very shiny.

NOTE: the L is silent, pronounced (goo-shin-bak)

"Wow! That sign is so gooshinblach!"

"Man... don't look at the sun... it's too gooshinblach."

by shortblondefriend August 24, 2011

Gooching

When a male on male penis docking goes wrong and both penis end up pointing upwards with the end result of their gooch's touching

Father and son at the beach
"Hey dad why are thoes two males standing so close in the water"
"They are probably just gooching"

by urban worrior hero April 4, 2014

goosing

When you laugh so hard till your throats makes that weird deep noise. We all know what it sounds like, you know that big skdjdjd noise. Not everyone is capable of goosing, and some can goose better than others. Also it doesn't matter what size you are, small or big, you can goose.

Teagan kept goosing everytime she laughed! Silly Teagan.

by yololala June 5, 2017