salty goodness

Chips with a touch of lime salt added to give the flavor. Or Pretzels for an added touch od salt.

Chipotle Chips are salty goodness

by Celia b December 30, 2007

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014

fruity-goodness

a strawberry flavored fruit rollup. mmm those are good

Person One: Hey can i have your fruit rollup?
Person Two: NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY FRUITY-GOODNESS!!!
Person One: freak...

by iamcoolerthanu January 1, 2009

oh my goodness gracious

A way of expressing amazement in an annoying way

"Oh my goodness gracious you are one annoying child!"

by Anonymous Katherine February 6, 2018

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

steaming pile of goodness

the combination of hot shit and shit hot. two of the most awesome people you wish you could meet.
SHIT HOT-attractive, hung like a paint can, so smrt, excels at everything he attempts
HOT SHIT- attractive slightly older gentlemen. well knowledgeicated about old people shit and everything else.
you will never be as cool as us.

nolen and sparrow or sparrow and nolen are the steaming pile of goodness. definelty not you or your lame fuck friends

by steaming pile of goodness April 18, 2009