A goofus often dedicates every minute of every day to being a gangster or something similar (and usually thinks other people live the same way as them, or wants to be the same thing as them).
He/she spent his/her entire life trying to pull the strings of other people who were were too uptight to be in that life only gangsters knew. He/she was good enough at it, you wouldn't even think he/she was ever a goofus.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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The girl wanted to put brad pitt, johnny knoxville, and see man in a video but for some unknown reason (if there was a reason at all) decided to try and put local folk in her goofus set up).
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Mel: Ewww, whats that goopus on your shirt?
Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.
Marthur: Oh shit, my bad I ran out of quarters and couldn't do laundry today.
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Goosus is a religion which believes that goose is above all else, believing there is an Almighty goose who has power over all. In goosus they follow three key scriptures: Goosus Diu (long goose), Anca Almighty and Donkyus: the life of a prophet. Donkyus is a key figure in goosus he was a man who later became one as goose in heart, body and mind. He then became the earthly messaged of the Almighty Goose
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