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goobies

"dude, my boner turned soft when i saw she had goobies"
by strawberry bon bons October 20, 2008
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gooble

gooble - noun

1. An anomalously large collection of goobs (more at geeks) which exhibits violent tendencies in the presence of concepts such as liberty and free speech - prone to wanton acts of informational fascism while accusing its targets of what the gooble itself is doing.

2. An anomalously large collection of goobs which operates in collusion with the pedocidal, soros-funded media and the soros-funded Demonrat Party, providing funding, advertising and censorship support promoting the violent leftist paramilitary mercenary organization cia-fa-antifa-blm-kkk, which dresses in black apparel including masks and helmets, armed with a variety of weapons and waving nazi-communist inspired flags.

The gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk is funded and receives pedocidal media support to assault and batter United States Citizens, create civil unrest, and destroy public and private property in collusion with national and local Demonrat politicians, with the apparent secondary objective of sharing sexually transmitted diseases with objects, farm animals and abducted children.

gooble - transitive verb

1. The act of searching for information on the Internet, while avoiding informational fascism and censorship by enemies of the United States of America, especially the gooble-fa-antifa-blm-kkk and its affiliates facebook, twitter, cnn, etc.

(see duckduckgo.com <3 )
"I got attacked by a gooble."

"Uh-oh, what did the doctor say?"

"Herpes and Gonorrhea."

"lol the fluoride-head came back with links to cnn and snopes!! I told him to gooble it."

#google #nigga #censorship #butthurt
by DonaldGarrett August 29, 2017
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goobleschnarf

A terd that dangles after the primary wipe.
man youir such a lil goobleschnarf
by mikketo January 3, 2004
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Gobblestick

Slang term used as a game name for the art of giving a blow job

Often used on unsuspecting females as they generally do not know what it means, and the person who asks the question can find it mildly amusing when they are bored, or just being dirty.
To a girl "lets play gobblestick" or "would you like to play gobblestick"
by **DAK** October 12, 2005
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gooblehumph

an emotion that consists of five emotions:
-frustration
-happiness
-anger
-sadness
-fear
A: how are you feeling?
B: i'm feeling quite gooblehumph today
by toocoolfooryoou February 1, 2008
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Gobblestomp

While eating a girl out, said eater gets kicked (stomped) in the face.
Gobblestomp : look at definition lol.
by hahalolcatz2011 August 14, 2011
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gooble-de-gook

A load of nonsense. To speak gibberish and/or rubbish
George Bush's speech on the economy is a load of Gooble-de-gook.
by rhucel November 10, 2006
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