Gonk, The

The title of the "official" mall muzak in the original "Dawn of the Dead". Sounds like a zombie playing a xylophone.

If my local mall played muzak like "The Gonk", it wouldn't make me want to buy, buy, buy. It'd make me want to leave, leave, leave!

by drunk zombie June 23, 2004

John Gondol

A name of a boy who is perfect in the worst ways. A person who can be trusted 100% adn will be the best friend you will ever had.

The best magician you will ever meet.

"Omg John Gondol is the nicest person ever!! I can't believe he did so much for everyone."

"John Gondol always can put a smile on someones face."

by MagicGirl August 14, 2009

gonk bag

Slang term for Tall bald headed individuals from Idaho. Normally hanging around blue turf and pit bulls while smoking camel lights.

"hey gonk bag"
"get fucked u gonk bag"

by puff donkey November 18, 2009

Gongore

someone who derives pleasure from eating meats and other foods off of naked men

gongore is a fag

by scum bag March 9, 2003

gonnorhific

(1)A blend of the word terrific with reference to a sexually transmissable infection. (2)An adjective insulting something, generally of a sexual or biological nature, that is extremely unpleasant or malformed. (3)Used in conjunction with heavy sarcasm and often raised (in consternation)eyebrows.

First recorded use in summer 2004 in British Columbia.

"So how do you like my piercing? The swelling should go down in a few weeks."

"Wow dude, it's just gonnorhific!"

by TJ Noggins July 29, 2004

gonnoriffic

When a chick (or guy) is smoking hot, but they look like they might be carrying a couple funky STD's.

Dude, that chick's hot but she looks gonnoriffic, i'd stay away from her.

by ratchulence September 11, 2005

Gondola Boat Ride

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015