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Johnny Gomes

Average baseball player at best who is usually a liability to his team but then miraculously hits the home run of his life to win a playoff series thus ruining everything about baseball. This is a common occurrence in baseball and it often ruins the better team from winning the playoff series. Johnny Gomes will never have to buy a beer in the city of Boston for the rest of his life.
Idiot Friend: Puig just hit a 3 run homer to beat the Brewers in game 7
Me: Fuck that pitcher for letting him Johnny Gomes his team. What a loser.
by TheUndisputedTruth October 21, 2018
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Gompers

1. That shitty-ass Villiger building.
2. Crossreference: see son of a whore
Gompers, you Son Of A Whore!
I have a round in Gompers?!?! FUCK!!!
by Lance Kessler November 23, 2009
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GOMPTER

A very large insectusually of the flying variety.
A big ass bug.
Whoh...thats a gompter!
by DAPHNE KERSEY October 19, 2004
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gimpstarr

A man from pulp fiction that is under your bed when you sleep and ass rapes you when you awake
Rob Oberlander love charles my gimpstarr.
by Jared Clifford February 27, 2005
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Gromps

A combination of a glomp and a grope. An aggresive tackle hug, usually involving sexual touching.
Real world:
A rushes at B, jumping upon B, grabbing randomly at B's butt and sexual organs.
by Pirogoeth July 22, 2003
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gimps galore

group of wierdos who suck at life
OMFG so much god damn gimps its like a Gimps Galore
by Gimp Hater August 1, 2007
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gimpster

A super wanker with a alter personality. A extreme hypercondriac and a compulsive liar.
Man i was talking with this gimpster about the snow out west and you wouldn't believe the things he told me. He told me he goes prairie dog fishing. That guy has a serious alter personality disorder.
by ---- PDF ---- June 30, 2009
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