A person who buys vinyl records and keeps them sealed just to make a profit or try to make others jealous. They treat records like their "preciousssss"
Dude, that guy always brags about having a bunch of sealed records, he's a such a frekin Vinyl Gollum.
by Bigmeat Thunderballs July 29, 2014
(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.
by fatgirlsaremylife July 24, 2009
Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.
by BratfudReally June 22, 2018
The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.
by FurryHunter69 May 30, 2023
to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.
by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008
sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.
by LOL October 25, 2004
What is it my precious, Gollum Gollum.
by AnnaBethany March 07, 2023