Vinyl Gollum

A person who buys vinyl records and keeps them sealed just to make a profit or try to make others jealous. They treat records like their "preciousssss"

Dude, that guy always brags about having a bunch of sealed records, he's a such a frekin Vinyl Gollum.

by Bigmeat Thunderballs July 29, 2014

Gollum Bangs

(n); Long straggly hairs hanging down the forehead of a fat girl, sprouting from her hairline. In layman's terms, the fat girl's "point of no return" in caring about her appearance. Most likely to be accompanied by a ponytail, t-shirt, and Burkenstocks.

"I heard she had let her self go since high school, but I never expected her to have Gollum Bangs!"

by fatgirlsaremylife July 23, 2009

Gollum slut drop

A miss stepped curtsy.

Did you see Theresa May curtsy to Prince William? It was a right gollum slut drop, she went clunge first into the royal deck.

by BratfudReally June 22, 2018

Lord of The Rings Gollum

The shittiest new game. Play as Gollum and do whatever. The idea ain't even original as you could play as Gollum in LEGO Dimensions, and he actually did something meaningful in that game.

I hate lord of the rings gollum

by FurryHunter69 May 30, 2023

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008

brummie tone aka gollum

sounds like frank skinner,looks like gollum,
likes,staffies,porn,fags,phones,baths,doors, likes riding in a straight line but is crap on bends.Also has a phobia of GSX 1400'S.

"brb fag"
"brb door"
"hold still you bast dog"
"fook me a gixxer"

by LOL October 25, 2004

Gollum release

An badly designed, engineering product such as software with a ton of problems making it practically unusable. The product is intentionally prematurely released for the full cost, scamming users.

1. Developer1: "Our game is full of bugs, ugly graphics, and glitches. The gameplay is no fun at all! Do we really want to release?" Developer2: "Yeah, f***k those users, lets do a gollum release, and charge them full price"

2. Developer1: We are low on budget, we will do a gollum release, lets cut short all the fun and cool features, nobody wants that anyways. Developer2: Oh no, not again, I hate those shitstorms. Developer1: Dont worry, we will also do a poorly auto generated apology to our customers.

3. Customer1: Did you get to play the new game? Is it cool? Customer2: Naah, it's shit as as hell. Seems like they did a gollum release again.

4. Your mother is so fat, her ass is big enough to cover up the fails of a gollum release

by JamesWhat? March 9, 2024