To perform oral sex on a lady who has had a man ejaculate inside her recently. To eat someone else's porridge
Ken: I went down on Betty earlier...
Trevor: oh really? How was it?
Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
Trevor: oh really? How was it?
Ken: weird. There was someone else's load in there. I really goldilocksed Bettys hole.
by Kills, thrills n cherryade June 7, 2022
Get the Goldilocksed mug.When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
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When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.
“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”
by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023
Get the Goldilocks Burn mug.A state of aggressive entitlement where an individual treats the labor and property of others as a personal service, becoming dissatisfied when things aren't "just right" while taking zero responsibility for the disruption they cause. Unlike a Victim Complex (where the person wants pity for being "hurt"), a Goldilocks Complex involves a person acting like a high-maintenance houseguest in a house they don't own, eventually "hopping out the window" to avoid the consequences of their actions.
Goldilocks Complex:
"This coffee is too bitter. Why didn't anyone get the medium roast? It’s just not right for my morning routine. I can’t work like this."
"This coffee is too bitter. Why didn't anyone get the medium roast? It’s just not right for my morning routine. I can’t work like this."
by Safa Maher March 8, 2026
Get the Goldilocks Complex mug.1, habitable range from the sun
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
2, size range of male member where everything is still on the menu with all of the equipment you both have. Perfect!
by Modern Women January 3, 2026
Get the Goldilocks zone mug.A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
by WASSUP Y'ALL June 1, 2018
Get the Bald-Goldilocks mug.If you try to hard on a game you are called a sweat but when you don't try enough you are called trash the gaming goldilocks is a zone in the middle of these two things called casual gaming
“I got called a sweat at a game then called trash what do i do?”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”
“Try in the middle its called the gaming goldilocks”
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