Goldie

A 50 year old man who still lives with his mother and can't go to the pub until after he's done his homework.

Look at Jason. I think he'll always be a Goldie.

by Lams369 April 1, 2020

Goldy Lickin'

The sexual act of when a person puts goldfish up their asshole so that their partner can suck or lick it out.

Damn, my girly is into real nice stuff. She had me do a goldy lickin' on her last night and it tasted fiiiiine.

by cookiesarebadforyourhealthbutt May 5, 2020

Goldie

Southern Irish slang for dumb blond.

"Sure he's goin out with another Goldie" "He does have a type"

by Irish pracker June 3, 2020

Goldie

A loyal person who values friendship above all else. Has a glowing heart and a kind soul

I love my friend, She's such a Goldie.

by Sunflower78 July 26, 2020

Goldie

Putting a gold star on someone's forehead after an outstanding blowjob.

Guy 1: How am I supposed to thank my date after a good blowjob?
Guy 2: Try a goldie!

by vndz9979 September 7, 2020

Goldie

A super nice and super funny girl who’s always knows how to keep a conversation going.

Goldie is extremely hot

by Flounder pounder September 23, 2020

Goldie

Literally the most unoriginal name you could give a goldfish. Take five seconds out of your time to name your fish memefish or something idk

Jeff: Hey do you have any pets?
Other Jeff: Yeah, I do!
Jeff: Oh cool! What kind?
Other Jeff: A goldfish!
Jeff: Wow, what's your goldfish's name?
Other Jeff: Goldie.
Jeff: ...
Other Jeff: ...
Jeff: ...how original.

by Starberry Gaming September 27, 2020