Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Goffredo

A person that is tottaly good to his friends, and could give his life to save another. If a person loves him, he will love them equaly back.

"He is such an Goffredo with me!"

by Pedrox June 16, 2019

gorerotted

Amazing metal band. Listen to these guys only if you want them to reach through your speakers and go zombie graveyard rape bonanza on you.

I listened to Gorerotted, now I have the strange urge to kill all that cross my path.

by onelung02 November 21, 2004

gomer jugmaker

A gomer who, while recklessly driving a beater, cowboy cadillac, or pig wheel almost kills you and therefore scares you so much that you'd drink an entire jug of his moonshine to calm down.

That damned gomer jugmaker ran me completely off the road!

by '52 Broadcaster September 26, 2006

goerge

The person who cant spell george right and is a complete dumb ass

Hey did you know that it george not goerge, you goerge

by Hdishr April 10, 2017

govern-meant

1. A term reflecting the excessive amount of spin, misdirection, butt-covering, and massaged statistics that come from our elected officials. Recognized by the fact that a spinmeister must "clarify" what a politician meant whenever he sticks his foot deep into his mouth.

VeeP Biden: "Swine flu? I wouldn't go anywhere in confined spaces."

Staff: "What the VeeP meant to say was..."

Another fine example of govern-meant.

by just_warming_up September 2, 2009

golfer spasm

When something doesn't go your way, and you begin to throw things around, esp. at people. Phenomenon discovered by caddies who realized that rich bratty golfers begin to throw clubs and other equipment at caddies when they play poorly. Very common occurrence at Country Clubs.

Did you see Murphy after he missed his putt? He threw a club at his caddie! A real golfer spasm

by zamorak November 26, 2013