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Ur drunk go home

Alternative variation: Ur drunk go to bed

Phrase used when someone who is more often than not, not actually under the influence of alcohol, but who's interjection into a conversation is unwelcomed and irrelevant.
Bob: Hey Bob how is Alice's doing? Sorry does she prefer Alice or Allison?

The other guy whose name also happens to be Bob: Either is fine she's easy like that. Yeah she's doing good thanks for asking. Yeah. Well, actually she's not great to be honest, I don't know why I felt I couldn't tell you. The chemo doesn't seem to be working. I'm not sure...well...I mean..we're looking into different-

Russell: What about my wife? I'm not even married dude.

Both Bobs: Ur drunk go home Russell.
by Jim Bond December 17, 2022
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smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story
by Oktobongo April 26, 2008
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fuck you go home

Hardecore liquor shot
start with one shot each of liquid cocaine (jagermeister + goldschlager), tequila and vodka.
Drink the liquid cocaine through a straw while pouring the other two shots into the shot glass
joe: I bet i can do one of those
bob: sure dicksmack
joe: (slurp)...falls over
bob: fuck you go home

also see the militia and liquid fiend
by ThaOriginal January 25, 2005
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coronavirus go home

by hiuwu April 10, 2020
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yankee go home!

It is a political slogan used to highlight the backlash against the American presence in a foreign country.
We don't want Americans in our country. Yankee go home!
by c00kies4you October 24, 2022
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grease and go home

To perform non intimate or emotional intercourses on someone you have no feelings for and leaving right after, simply doing it for pleasure.
After stenio got done greasing the snow bunny she asked him when they would link again, he then told her “it’s grease and go home “ and proceeded to leave while chanting “yesssiiirrr”
by StenioTheRetard November 12, 2019
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I want to go home

i want to go home O K !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by pp head penis mouth March 15, 2022
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