Garfunkling

The act of having sex with someone while wearing an Art Garfunkel wig(seen in Flight of the Conchords, episode 207).

Guy #1: Why are you dressed like Art Garfunkel?
Guy #2: I met this chick who's into Garfunkling.

by RoastedPeanut April 4, 2009

Andrew Garfield

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by happycow527 December 25, 2021

garfshots

Popularized by twitter user enzoriverss, garfshots is an awful extension of the backshots joke where you would add a noun to the -shots suffix. Garfshots is essentially giving backshots to garfield.

Person 1: Have you seen Garfshots?
Person 2: No
Person 1: Here I'll send it to you.
Person 2: Dude are you fr?

by damoney554 September 9, 2020

Garfias

An uncommon last name usually given to awesome people.

Person 1: Wow, Mr. Garfias is so awesome!
Person 2: Why?
Person 2: Because his last name is Garfias!

by Christopher A. G. March 1, 2008

Garfong

A smokable substance that will get you high

""We could smoke Garfong / And watch him ride the big one" Neil Young

by Germ the Germy Germinator November 11, 2003

gnarfed

When there's no more hits left in the bowl.

"Dude that bowl is gnarfed, better clap it out."

by MCEE August 30, 2006

garfer

Slang for a sexually transmitted disease rising in popularity in the United States. Its most common among drug users and the pooper areas. The proper name for "the garf" is Bacterial Intestinal Miracitis. The disorder is known to last over a span of years and can be controlled by sulfonamide class synthetic antibiotics.

The worst fact about the Garf is that there is no known protection against its infection, not even condoms. Symptoms are subtle at first and bloom within a 2 to 3 months. Initial symptoms include fatigue, sleep pattern changes, dry mouth, and muscle ache. Anyone with this disease should be checked in immediately.

Jen gave Tim the garfer so I'll be at his funeral.

by Deirdre November 22, 2004