grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 23, 2004

glurping

someone who hugs without pants

she likes glurping random citizens

by polkic May 18, 2010

Gumping

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

by John Bukkake March 27, 2005

Gumping

Gumping is when you perform "sexual activities" to yourself, while licking a toilet seat in a public place!

Steve broke into a tramps den and robbed his toilet seat for a good old gumping session, then returned to give the tramp a blowie for his can of beer ;)

by hahahahahaha!! i'll remove it! November 13, 2009

grumping

The act of "dry humping" while grinding on a dance floor.

"Yo, that dude is dancing so hard with that chick he's grumping!"

by Blowfish3 October 22, 2009

Glomping

Running/walking around in such away that it may appear that one is leaping, while making an unnecessarily wild show of doing so. particular down stairwells. there may also be obnoxious sound effects involved. it is a particularly good method for giving the major muscle groups in your legs and buttocks a good workout. watching somebody glomp around will probably look like a combination of that person trying to take the largest steps possible, as well as trying to raise his legs as high up as possible while stepping, and finally trying to slam his feet down with as much force as possible.

"dude, what's that guy doing over there? is he mental or something?"
"nah he's just glomping around. did you know its a great way to work your legs?"

by meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee33 September 10, 2009

Gumpingham

The largest city in Alabama, populated primarily with Alabama Crimson Tide fans, aka gumps.

"Did you drive straight home after the game in Gumpaloosa?"

"Nah. We drove up to Gumpingham and to check out how miserable the gumps were after they lost."

by Wayne Windsor November 14, 2011