Guido's Elbow

Often occurs after a guido performs a massive amount of fist pumping for a prolonged period of time. Similar to tennis elbow; just much more jacked and tan. Side-effects of this ailment can include: Elbow soreness, swelling in the elbow, inability to effectively consume jaeger-bombs, and retards a guido's ability to partake in their ritualistic pumping of the fist.

Man 1: Why is that guido pumping his fist so awkwardly?
Man 2: He was at an all night rave and pumped his fist so hard he contracted guido's elbow.
Man 1: Wow that sucks. Fucking guidos...

by Doc Untouchable January 5, 2010

guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.

Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!

by the fro October 10, 2005

Chewed and Glued

when your girlfriend is being an f-ing b- and won't shave her chachachi, one must go down on her while chewing gum, preferably bubbalicious due to its slightly larger size and stickiness, and "accidently" get it stuck in the fray - resulting in a messy situation, but a clean-shaven girlfriend the next day.

"Last night I chewed and glued my girlfriend and now she's smoother than a new born baby"

by Devine Broccolini April 19, 2008

Guideline 7

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:

Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!

by infadibulumj May 11, 2009

Guidoflage

Having skin that is so orange, any orange piece of clothing blends in with your skin.

Person at club: Yo, did you see that girl over there with the orange top?

Other person at club: Oh, you mean the chick with the guidoflage? Yeah, she's like the invisible woman.

by Gopher D'Gusto January 10, 2011

Guod Guid

Guod guid is the short and very usable acronym for the longer and life inspiring phase, "Get up on dat, get up in dat."
Guod guid is a life montra that can be used as almost any part of speech and certainly in any context. It is soon the be one of the most favored words of the cast of Jersey Shore mostly because they find saying hankuna matata to outdated.

Guod guid is the gasoline that runs through our collective subconscious. It connects me to you, and you to Ali, and Ali to everyone. Take one match and guod guid this world to ashes.

I was feeling bummed out, but than Raf told me, "guod guid", and now I can't wait to seize every opportunity to get chicks, make money, look sexy, and you know, be guod guid.

by Dr. Cornelious Guod January 15, 2011