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DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".
HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE
by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011
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glisteny

Used to describe a person, object or place that gives of a distinct sparkle. Usually used to describe a negative trait.
I tried using the spray-on sunscreen. It's all glisteny and nasty, and doesn't cover evenly so you get weird tan marks.
by basterdictionary July 12, 2011
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Glistenair

Glistenair is a discord server with a lot feet and a lot of kinky people. Really fun chat doe and a lot of nice humans but still very kinky. A lot of memes as well.
i got killed in glistenair
by vaatn September 3, 2020
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Glistenair

literally the worst server ever, the owner does nothing, theres too many creeps and some dude with a bear profile pic was saying weird shit to me.

Theres too many Europeans on this server so thats how you know its gonna be shit.
"ew you're from Glistenair"
by glistenairhater April 23, 2022
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get that glisten

during a really hot session of sex, you sweat. however, this is not the kind of sweat during a normal workout at the gym...this is sex sweat. sex sweat is sweat that glistens off your body and looks super sexy. get that glisten refers to having a passionate night of sex where you "get that glisten" of sex sweat.
Rachel: I hung out with him last night.

Lauren: Did you guys have sex?

Rachel: Well I was tryin to get that glisten...

Lauren: Atta girl!
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Gristle

A moderately to very attractive man who goes after women weighing at least double his weight. When confronted by his friends about this odd fetish he makes the claim that she "has a nice personality."
Did you see the girl he is hitting on? She looks like a lineman from the Cincinnati Bengals! Good ol' Gristle, he truly has no shame.
by CrackDANCE March 11, 2011
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gristle

gristle a word referring to the male genitalia
used in such phrases as "you can chew my gristle" i.e. "if you think I'm doing that, you can suck my cock".
by Mel Howells September 11, 2006
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