girthius maximus

the scientific name for some one who has a rather large girth (penis circumference)

this is often confused with the word chode but is different because the length of the penis is also rather satisfactory where as with a chode it resembles a milo tin (short and stumpy)

jordan: so, how did she handle the girth?
andrew: not well, i split her like a watermelon
sandra: (walking past) fuckin girthius maximus!
andrew: SORRY!
jordan: man look at her! shes limping...
sally(sandras friend):how do u measure up on the girthometer? i heard ur a giant!

by greg jameson October 9, 2008

Girthy Nipples

Girthy Nipples are of unusual size in girth, as big (or even bigger in extreme Girthy Nipple cases) as #2 pencil eraser,extending out further than one would expect or is average. They are also similar in appearance Italian sausage- like what might be on your pizza. In positive instances, they can be fun to chew on... in others they can be disturbing, but difficult to turn away from.

Anthony: I just saw that noodie pic you just forwarded me; she has extremely girthy nipples, yo'!

Xtena: No kidding, they are gargantuan- not to mention a fun shade of bright pink... like a hibiscus flower!!

Big Johnny: her girthy nipples are almost as long as half of my pinkie finger!

by Gingergasm December 18, 2010

girth sandwich

When two larger men sandwich a less girthy woman between them, creating a girth sandwich of double penetration

Kyle and Gabe made a girth sandwich out of Gia.

by Guurthmonster69lmao October 8, 2018

girthquake

Any seismic event caused by ones weight, especially an obese person or obese people

The girthquake from when that fat bitch went by totally spilled my drink

by Zach "smack my bitches" Bridges May 20, 2007

girth

refers to the length around the shaft of the penis.

Yo, girl dude was girthy as hell, he stretched my walls past its limits.

by Tiff May 13, 2004

Girther

A person who believe's Trump's reported weight is a conspiracy.

Bro, come back to planet earth, don't be a girther.

by suchiekins January 17, 2018

Girth

Thickness of the penis

I like the penis with plenty of girth

by alex mills December 28, 2007