Gifford

A person who manually masterbates dogs

Ron "steve why is that man wanking that dog off ?"
Steve"oh its ok ron he's a gifford"

by stewartlubbock November 10, 2011

Gifford

When someones drinks alcohol to the point that they can no longer speak so others can understand them.

I went to the bar the other night & there was a guy there that was so gifford. I couldn't believe they were still serving him.

by BR549 alpha bravo December 12, 2010

gifflemorp

gifflemorp..
is the act of breaking up with a discustingly obese female companion, after sex, and 'shooting your load' up her back or neck..

"so hows your fat bitch of a girlfriend"
"I gave her the gifflemorp"
"how did she take it"
"loved it"

by blazedpervert November 12, 2007

giffable

A movie or actor that has lots of potential for gifs

Sophie: "Jennifer Lawrence is very giffable"
Charlie: "I know right!? Reddit *loves* her"

by TrustPaul December 16, 2013

Giffery

The art of using a perfectly themed gif to express an emotion or concept during text based communication

Zach's clever giffery always elicited lots of laughs from his texts.

by Zach MD. January 4, 2018

giffail

A giffail is when even after a thorough search through the global repositories of gifs you fail to find an appropriate one that suits the occasion at hand. It is the brother fail of memefail and invariably begets a facepalm in response.

None of Sharon's gifs in response made any sense. It was the worst giffail I have witnessed.

Why do I keep giffailing so much these days ermahggerrddd

by anotherimbaud November 19, 2019

Gifferson

Gifferson is a really interesting person. An epitome of time and responsibility, and is very traditional and often very serious by nature. He possesses an inner state of independence that enables significant progress both in his personal and professional life. He is a master of self-control and have the ability to lead the way, make solid and realistic plans, and manage many people who work for them at any time. He learns from their mistakes and get to the top based solely on their experience and expertise.

Interesting is Gifferson.

by mubarakadulyadij June 9, 2020