goobonds

links between fabrics caused by goo

he's got goobonds all over his bed

by J-K-Krew November 26, 2007

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GloboFit

A globo gym that tries to offer CrossFit-esque classes, but lacks the necessary equipment and domain knowledge to effectively program a real CrossFit Workout. Many GloboFit instructors will copy other CrossFit gym's workouts and substitute less complex movements in order to preclude themselves from having to coach. This usually occurs when the GloboFit instructor is not Level I Certified and thinks Olympic Lifts are dangerous.

Crossfitter: Hey Andrew, have you done Fran yet?

GloboFit Victim: Yeah, it was awesome.
Crossfitter: Didn't the Thrusters suck?
GloboFit Victim: No, our gym doesn't have bar bells or pull-ups.

Crossfitter: Then you didn't do Fran.

GloboFit Victim: We did 21-15-9 jumping jacks and push-ups.
Crossfitter: That's weak, you'll never meet pukie doing those kind of WODs. You need to leave GloboFit and come train at a real CrossFit Box.

by AgentCircus March 22, 2012

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Goboko

Also known as needle dick, this demonic creature Can be found on your couch at 3am, No loaf of bread in your house is safe, only diet is bread and ice cream,can be found climbing any 4,000 footer in New England , this demon can take your identity in a heart beat, can be anyone or anything at any given time, you’ll know when your close to one cause you’ll smell it before you see it, it’s outfit will consist of something awful you’d find in a Pubg Crate , Simply take you camera or phone out and record, should run away within seconds, best of luck if it doesnt,

Yo Connor you see that gobokopicture joe took last night on his phone? Fuckin thing smelled like shit bro

by Stevie2time December 16, 2018

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