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gellO

When you want to buy a cheap prostitute, and you don't have any money, you do a gellO.
That is: Running away from the hoe after you dun did her without paying.
Oh, you just gellO'd that hoe! you took a hit-n-run.
by Jørgen Dons June 1, 2007
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Geelong

A small town in Victoria known for an Australian Rules Football Club whose moniker arose from a black cat that apparently brought the team some luck in the 1920's.

The town is also famous for its 'bogans', though these populate the towns north - an area closest to the Bogan Capital of Melbourne. The central suburbs of Geelong are highly affluent and characterised by families who send their children to over-priced schools such as Geelong Grammar and Geelong College. Everyone one else in Geelong is Catholic; their children attending single-sex schools such as St Joseph's and St Mary's.

The town is considered a 'great place to bring up children'. This is another way of saying that parents in the town feel they don't have to worry too much about their children in such a 'safe town'. This wonderful myth and parental apathy extends into the child's adolescence, where the 'youth' of Geelong are free to run wild and experiment heavily. Interesting sub-cultures are often created in the process, before the late-adolescent Geelong person is old enough to leave the town (usually as soon as possible) for a real city.

Those who escape the town usually have a wonderful sense of humour, become incredibly successful, and feel a continuing sense of empathy toward black cats and the Geelong Football Club. They also become over-protective parents.
Various Australian Prime Ministers, Various Geelong Australian Musicians, Various Australian Artists, MANY Australian Geelong Footballers.
by Jimmyjimmyjimmy November 7, 2012
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when elderly people at the moment of orgasm cut off each others oxygen supply.
More people die each year in nursing homes from gerio-erotic asphyxiation than from becoming lost and falling down dead.
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"Have you seen Gerion?"
"Who?"
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"I am Princess Banga Geelo, bitch, in the house!"
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Gellony

A felony commited while Gellin
Guy 1: "Dude that felon is finna commit a Gellony!"

Guy 2: "Hekka?"

Guy 1: "Defs Hekka."
by Finnasaurus hex April 12, 2011
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