gerting

The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.

A friend of mine got in trouble for gerting all the time.

by Jay Hey May 20, 2014

Gertin

To remain awesome in the presence of natural disasters.

"Hey Phillip, are you evacuating for the tornadoes?"

"No, I'm totally gertin."

by gotabentley March 29, 2010

Gerpin'

To act reckless, loud, or ignorant; verb.

"Yo the dudes down the street are straight gerpin' right now they need to stop starting shit with me."

"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."

by Marvin Gaye. July 30, 2012

Gerking

slapping a woman to orgasm with a pickle.

The pickle must be sliced in order to achieve the best slapping.

Gerk me, Gerk me with your giant pickle!

After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.

by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014

shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Geline

A cute, funny and shy girl, who has some issues hearing. Really enjoys math class, and is usually pretty short.

Check out the new girl, she's a total Geline.

by WallysLover February 28, 2011

Gerking

The act of massaging oneselves penis.(masturbation)

Josh loves gerking his small cock while whaching pornography.

by coreyb March 23, 2005