The act of getting drunk and pissing off everyone around you, then burning a house down and riding a dirt bike.
by Jay Hey May 20, 2014
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Get the Gertin mug."Yo the dudes down the street are straight gerpin' right now they need to stop starting shit with me."
"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."
"Micheal is gerpin' pretty hard tonight since he hit the liquor, he is loud and wild n' out right now."
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After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
After gerking for hours, her lips were sore and the room was a mess.
by Blafbatser98 May 13, 2014
Get the Gerking mug.Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
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"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
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"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
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