Gerber Life Baby

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

Gerber Status

When your bro is in a relationship/dating a girl who has a child from a previous husband/bf/and or one night stand.

John: "That girl Joe's been seeing is a total stage 5 clinger!"

Bill: "I'm pretty sure that chick has a kid"

John: "Joe's totally on Gerber Status right now!"

Gerber Status Gurber Gerber Baby

by Ginger Fresh February 6, 2010

Gerber Ab Stab

When engaging in sexual intercourse and about to ejaculate, pull out a knife along with your penis, stab her in the stomach. Replant your penis inside the wound and proceed with ejaculation.

"Yo, I wasn't trying to get that girl pregnant so I pulled a gerber ab stab on that bitch ya know."

by Jonathan Marquise June 15, 2003

Sierra (gerber baby)

Sierra is the sweetest most caring girl you ever met and makes the best girlfriend. She is hella gorgeous even though she thinks shes ugly. She has the kind of personality that makes you think "i wish i was like that". she's always super playful and fun to be around. All the guys want her but she only has an eye for one man. She is super adorable and she snores when she sleeps which is super cute! She exceeds all that you could ask for.

Sierra (gerber baby)

Hey sierra how are you today?

Sierra: im good thanks for asking!

by 1989bmw535i October 10, 2019

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by curseddefinitionmaker December 2, 2020

Gerber

To spit up formula into your sexual partners baby lil mouth

I saw two dudes Gerbering at the club last night.

by rarkmaub September 12, 2021

Gerber

A Gerber referrs to a person who is similar to that of a baby because of their weak strength or child-like character.

James: Yoo why you keep crying like a lil baby.
Z: Cause he a Gerber!
James: Haha. You just made that up?
Z: Yeah bro I'm a trendsetter.

by Zwavvy December 15, 2018