GEEKING

when someone is under the influence of marijuana or just laughin way too much for no reason

y o look at that nigga earl he geeking

by Anonymous April 25, 2003

geeking

When you're so fucked up that time itself has no meaning at all. Looking for the right candybar at Walgreens can take hours when you're geeking. You can spend a day trying to fold some origami model, or solve a math problem, or read a single paragraph.
Also related to tweaking.
When tweaking AND geeking, this time contraction is combined with a feverish hurry and awareness of your own "meth stench," not to mention a belief that what you are doing is of the utmost importance, and is not to be disturbed by anyone.

I was geeking last night - I must have de-childproofed about 20 lighters!

by El Harlo October 28, 2004

Murkin' Gerkin

Someone/something that is being either:

1) Really good at doing something. Up to the point of being gerkinly good.

2) A bit of a nobhead in any kind of way.

(Yes, these two conflicting opinions do make it extremely hard to tell what is meant sometimes. It's open to the receiver's interpretation to prevent unwanted offense and tears.)

3) A particularly nice gerkin.

1)
Will: I'm pretty solid at chess.
Emily: You're not just solid, you're a Murkin' Gerkin

2)
Lydia: Hey John! That new shampoo you're using is making your hair smell like wet dog.
John: Stop being a Murkin' Gerkin.

3)
Bethany: Mmmmmmmmmmm... that was one hell of a Murkin' Gerkin.

by Will R Fry December 20, 2008

jerkin the gerkin

choking the chicken beating off smackin and Wackin

(use females' hand when availble), put lube on hand and and stroke cock

by Braveheart January 9, 2004

Gerkin Syndrome

1. Term used to describe an unfortunate genetic disorder which renders a male with inadequately sized anatomy.

2. a tiny dick; an itty bitty weeny

3. DAMN!

This poor boy has the worst case of the Gerkin Syndrome I've ever seen.

The disappointment on her face said it all, "Not the Gerkin Syndrome again".

His Gerkin Syndrome was so bad that he couldn't even measure up to Barbie's boyfriend, Ken.

by Burl & Mode July 7, 2010

Geekin

Laughing way too hard at something that is not that funny.

"Dude she's geekin for no reason"

by lilwwwww February 1, 2009

gookin

When a person is high and "tripping out", possibly twitching or making crazy faces they are labelled as "gookin" or "gookin out". After repeatedly telling the person they are "gookin out" they begin to "gook" further.

Man Jimey was gookin so hard last night he started skeetin on eveyrone and twitching on the ground

by Jeffacadia November 26, 2007