geordie

Usually a person who believes they are from the city of Newcastle but are infact from outlining areas such as Gateshead, Hexham and the like. These 'plastic' Geordies tend to believe they are at the top of the social scale but are in fact in the middle of the social security benefit queue. Often found in Netto or more notably Greggs upon where they feed they offspring large quantities of baked pastry goods, children are usually christened "Keegen" or "Bobby" or "Alan" regardless of their sex, this is due to their Mother and Fathers (and in many cases 'Uncle Steve' and Uncle "Jeff" and 'wor Bobbies da") lifelong devotion to Newcastle United, despite never actually being anywhere near the stadium, but the 9 kids are dressed head to foot in Black and White replica kit 7 days a week.

"Hov corse ham a Geordie man like man, me da used ta drink Broon Ale and me ma uste te werk in Fennnikks man"

by Mr.Mackem January 13, 2006

Girdled

Taking a girdle, and by surprise throw it on top of the persons head in attempt to suffocate them by means of defecation

I just girdled that fat bastard

by Nick Sanders February 11, 2013

geordie dummy

A pastry concoction from the ubiquitous low-cost bakery chain Greggs. A cheap snack used by teenage mothers to keep their screaming offspring quiet.

Little Britney was getting on my tits with all her screaming. I had to give her a geordie dummy to shut her up.

by comptonsaint October 24, 2006

true geordie

the kindest madlad with a heart of gold. King of the North

Have you seen True Geordie
Yes, he cured my cancer

by BigAss656345 August 1, 2018

gerd'anice

a strange girl who is funny and smart and cocky about everything. sometimes flirts with everyone even though she cant help it!!

wow! tyler reminds me of my old friend gerd'anice in bed!!

by sandy bucket October 27, 2009

Geidi Primes

Referring to the debut album of Grimes, the term is used to ask a person if they listen to alternative/electronic/indie music and not mainstream music.

She looks really cool. I wonder if she knows Geidi Primes.

by they’ve seen everything April 13, 2021

Geardo

1. (Noun) A person who has an infatuation with the equipment necessary to perform a given task, 2. (Adjective) To maximize the amount of equipment necessary to perform a task.

1. (Noun:) "Price is no barrier for a geardo like me," 2. (Adjective:) "because, as an Army brat, being a "geardo" is in my blood."

by TheMichaelAngelou November 12, 2022