grandma groper

A disgustingly horney individual who sexually targets women over 60 in an attempt to spread his man champagne all over the place after he has felt up every last inch of the grandma's old, wrinkly, loose skin. GROSS!

That dude's always visiting the nursing home and "volunteering". Fucker must be a nasty grandma groper.

by Goodie June 9, 2005

Eye Grope

The act of molesting another person with one's eye, generally in a groping motion.

Ty likes to eye grope my face!

by windowkicker December 20, 2010

grope and hope

Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women indiscriminantly. Often best deployed during the latter stages of a night.

Often has the prefix ten-to-(insert closing time of club) referring to the last ditch nature of the whole affair.

The ten-to-two grope and hope

"Haven't pulled yet, will have try the old grope and hope"

by Pettit you kaant September 7, 2005

Gooped Up

A state of disfunction or disrepair. Or the act of one who has erred.

1. The wolf pack had to fix 4500 ipads because they were all "gooped up" by the configurator 1.4 update.

2. Dammit Jim, that's gooped up.

by Purgalicious2 October 2, 2013

Gooped

High, under the influence of drugs, primarily marijuana.

shorty was talking crazy, I think she was gooped.

by C.A.P August 4, 2007

Groper

someone who touches people in innappropriate ways while they are passed out due to intoxication

Person A-"I have this friend that likes to grope girls when they are passed out. We call him 'The Groper'"
Person B-"And you are friends with this kid??"

by Big J-dizzle May 5, 2003

GoPer Tart

A person with the IQ of Sarah Palin. Having a retarded child is optional.

Lush Limpball is such a GoPER Tart when he jokes about Trig.

by ADopeSmoker February 24, 2010