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What you say at the end of a lame story, or during an awkward silence. Can be used instead of "and then I found 20 dollars" or "and that's why you never milk an ostrich"
Alana: So... I was walking yesterday, and I saw a llama. He looked at me, and then he fell asleep. So I went home because I was tired. And then I went to sleep. When I woke up it was 7:00 so I went to school

Amy:...

Alana: And then a hobo walked out, burst into flames, and gave me a free refrigerator with a purchase of five dollars or more
by TheGreatKateWeatherMachine October 30, 2011
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Truman gave the order

Expression used when one needs to take a shit..... aka drop a bomb
"Where is the bathroom? Cuz Truman gave the order."
by j-dub watson March 13, 2009
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I gave them a jacket

When you do something nice for someone and then tell everyone about it.
I saw a guy down on his luck, so I gave them a jacket.”
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That post gave me cancer

A post on an image sharing site like 4chan or a forum that is so utterly terrible that it gives someone cancer.
xXEliteWarriorXx: 0MG M3 4ND MY GF 4R3 F1N4LLY B4CK T0G3TH3R <33

Guy: That post gave me cancer.
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I gave my word to stop at third

1. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement;

2. Slogan of the teen abstinence movement that was funny the first 1,000,000 times it appeared on a tee shirt.
Man 1: Your tee shirt says "I gave my word to stop at third."

Man 2: Pretty funny, huh?

Man 1: Please kill me.
by BcozTheNite March 27, 2008
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who gave my son an onion

no seriously who gave my son an onion
bruh i’m dead serious who gave my son an onion
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck

Dora has resorted to bullying 10 year olds on Roblox
hola soy dora can you find where i gave a fuck?”
by ✿ Partum Ignavum ✿ June 3, 2022
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