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Post-Gauge

1. (noun) After a pre-gauge, the gauged and the guager get together and discuss the friendship-threatening prank and discussed what we learned from it.
"I was crying my eyes out during the post-gauge... who knew that I would learn so much about myself by having my best friend drive my car into the lake!"
by OUtlET December 28, 2005
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dirty gauge

Someone who's breath smells like dog shit cause they eat it everyday every time they see a big ol pile they say hip hip hooray
Eww that dudes breath smells like dog shit he must have done a dirty gauge
by Greezy grim November 20, 2020
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gauge

Hopped in his caddy, loaded his 12 gauge" -- Schoolly D
by AC January 31, 2004
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Gauche

Socially ackward and lacking Social experience
That gauche girl, Sophie, was so freakin annoying at school, she just sits alone and won't talk to anyone.
by Sophie Grafeee March 20, 2010
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Gauge Fucking

Gauge Fucking is were you find a girl with really big gauges and what you do it you take out her gauges and pin the bottom of her ears to the top of the and then you fuck the shit out of her ears threw the hole.
Ron: Did you hear what happend to Sally last night?

Don: No, what happened?

Ron: Rick was Gauge Fucking sally!

Don: Wow, shes not going to be able to hear for a while.
by Afroguy45 November 16, 2011
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gauchette

1. an outstanding and very kewl performance that nevertheless leaves a bitter taste in parts of the audience (colloquial adjective)
2. a 19th century parisian method of drying one's hair by using a horse, a violin string and generous amounts of butter.

although the word is as old the method, "gauchette"'s adjevtive meaning got popularized by a group of 20-somethings in bavarian banlieus during the late 2000s
1. "sara, OMG, what you did to the snowman was just gauchette! i don't know if i approve, but it was certainly fun to watch."

2."just one second pierre, i have to finish mon gauchette, but then i'm ready to see the execution."
by damien wurst December 17, 2008
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Big Gauge

refers to a shotgun of twelve gauge, usually in a tactical configuration
Riddick: Come on, Johns. You got the big gauge...
by Saberslinger1 July 11, 2012
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