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The Garrison

Mi come from The Garrison, dun know.
by L0Y January 5, 2010
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Garlic Fries

Penises evidently smell like Garlic Fries. It can usually be smelled after masturbating. However, the smell is gone after washing the of one's hands.
Parker: Do I smell Garlic Fries. I love Garlic Fries.
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garlic boner

A boner that arises from the vasodilatory effects of eating too much garlic.
John: Adam! How much garlic did you put on this garlic bread?! I think I’ve got a garlic boner!
Adam: Hahahaha!! Let me see!!
by Fagam’s hero January 25, 2018
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Garri

The Ultimate life saver

Saving lives since God knows

If you feel slapped once you taste it then it's good

The quickest belly filling food in the history of mankind

Beats any of these fancy cereals

You need to taste garri ASAP
I had a bowl of garri this afternoon, it felt like heaven and I'm full to the brim.
by Konamee May 11, 2019
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Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.
Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.
by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010
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Garriage

The proper name for the lifelong commitment made between members of the same sex (gay marriage).
Hey, did you hear that Bob and Tom's garriage is next weekend? They're finally getting garried!
by HugeMember71 June 29, 2013
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garlic pussy

Sometimes when a girl digests large amounts of garlic her pussy starts to excrete similar smell. Once fingered the smell will stick with fingers for days even if you tried to wash it off.

Caution: Using condom when having an intercourse with a girl who is suffering from garlic pussy syndrome is highly recommended.
Joe: Dude, did you just have some Italian food, your fingers smell like garlic!

Mike: Nope, my girlfriend did!

Joe: Oh, got ya! Garlic pussy syndrome! I hope you used a rubber!
by D3acon85 December 9, 2010
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