gym idiot

someone who benches 300 pounds with the worst technique then leaves the weights on the friggin bar when they leave.

looks like that gym idiot can't read the sign. (the one that states in large bold lettering: PLEASE REMOVE WEIGHTS AFTER USE!!)

by APiece June 29, 2004

Gym Bro

Any person who makes their whole personality being at the gym or eating a certain way.

Mike keeps telling me he’s only gonna eat protein for a week, he’s such a gym bro.

by yourmomsgf August 10, 2021

Gym Crush

N.
A male or female who attends your gym whom you are sexually attracted to but only admire and / or flirt with from afar. This person is usually your motivation to go to the gym on days you really don't feel up to going.

"Of all the treadmills in the gym, Larry chose to use the one next to his Gym Crush, the girl that looks like Kim Kardashian"

by JasoRobi (BuggieBlade) September 28, 2008

Gym sleeper

Much like a sleeper car, a gym sleeper is a person who doesn't look like or you didn't expect to move alot of weight at the gym.

Bro, did you see Bryan?? He's a gym sleeper! I didn't think he can lift that much since he doesn't look like it!

by Giant_organism February 15, 2022

gym teacher

an over-aged woman who thinks she controls the world.

"my gym teacher gave us an ESSAY as a 3rd quarter challenge."

"OMG what an asshole!"

by dancerr4lifeexxx3 March 7, 2010

Gym Sock Sprinkler

The man ejaculates into a gym sock and then swings it around his head in a helicopter motion. The gym sock acts as a sieve as the semen sprays out around his surrounding area, hitting anyone in the general vicinity.

My boyfriend performed the gym sock sprinkler last night and I got a wonderful protein shower!

by Florida MILF May 13, 2010

gym teacher

middle-aged man who was a star athlete at your school approximately 15 or 20 years ago and never got over their glory days

Our gym teacher made us genuflect the banner that celebrated his school record of points scored in a single game in 1987

Our gym teacher was voted most athletic in the senior superlatives, class of '68

by anticookie908 October 6, 2008