Coast Guard

You may disrespect them, think that they don't do as much work as the Marines or Navy.

But when you're in the 10 degrees water in a storm surrounded by sharks and 20 feet tall tidal waves, you're gonna have a hella lot respect for them.

Respect the US Coast Guard.

by Mk19 October 27, 2012

Color Guard

A combination of smiling, determination, pretty colors, pain, jazz running, hard work, dancing, staying in step, endurance, muscle, tight clothing, flags, rifles, sabres, spinning, tossing, makeup, counting, angles, intense heat, freezing cold, band camp, talent, practice, precision, music, visuals, beauty, inside jokes, friends, and total awesomeness.

The color guard is the pretty part of the band.

by guardgirl505 August 24, 2010

blind guardian

one of the best metal bands that has ever walked the face of this earth!

SHIT! Blind Guardian fucking kicks ass!!!

by Lord Mediocrity April 14, 2003

Guard Bitch

We all know that females travel in packs. The guard bitch is the ugly friend(s) that guard the hot girls from unwanted men.

I went to the club the other night and i totally got cock blocked by a guard bitch!

by jxb December 29, 2008

blind guardian

true power metal that kicks your ass

blind guardian rocked my face off

by yeah and stuff May 3, 2003

Guard

A former adventurer who took an arrow in the knee.

Guard: "I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow in the knee."

by Riften Guard March 12, 2012

old guard

a defender and protector of the good ol' days of a hobby or tradition, usually violently opposed to any new additions to their hobby.

I, Spaz De Kat, as an old guard of the Dungeons and Dragons game, have this to say: 4th Edition can suck my dick the same way it sucks at life.

by Spaz De Kat March 22, 2010