Ground Beef

what happens when when a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and shreds your dick

your girl gave me a blowjob last night and i woke up with ground beef !

by Jerimiah The Jigaboo April 23, 2015

ground hogging

when you have to shit really bad and the shit keeps on sticking its head out like a ground hog in the ground

Dad, stop the car! I have to shit so bad it's groundhogging!

by gHeFaGaSs69 8====> February 23, 2003

ground control

The thing that is to Major Tom.

Ground control to Major Tom.

by cunt roll April 1, 2005

Ground Food

The name given to any food after the 5 second rule has elapsed but before decomposition starts.

Ben: I'm soooo hungry
Tracey: Hey, there's a chip on the ground.
Ben: Why dont I just inject hepatitis into my mouth.
Tracey: (while chewing on a day old chip) Mmmmm, ground food.

by Des Prateben February 11, 2010

ground and pound

Coined by Mark "The Hammer" Coleman during a pre-fight interview at the UFC.

"I'm gonna ground and pound the goddamn shit out of him" -- Mark Coleman

by John Robinson October 12, 2005

Ground Rule Double

Copping a feel on a girl without ever making out. Most commonly occurs at parties or dance clubs. Named for the circumstance in baseball when a player hits a ball and it bounces over the wall. He automatically advances to second base.

Person 1: Dude, did you see me grabbing that girl's tit when we were dancing? I totally just got to second base in like 5 minutes.

Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.

by gabulldogs123 August 23, 2008

Ground Zero

A state of being wherein you feel as if you cannot sink any lower emotionally, psychologically, or physically.

Hitting rock bottom.

The absolute lowest possible point or level. The place a person in denial must reach before he finally is ready to admit that he has a problem and reaches out for help

....but hey, when you cant get any lower, the only way to go is up.

She was emotionally at Ground Zero. Britney hits Ground Zero, just days after she lost physical custody of her two boys.

by Aimee Sheep December 24, 2007