green spleen

when something so autistic happens, it is almost impossible to describe

that was a definite green spleen

by okkretardd November 16, 2018

green slime

British, (military) slang: Military Intelligence

Just got word from the green slime. Anti-aircraft emplacements are here at these coordinates.

by BobsYourUncle August 28, 2005

green shoots

Presumably borrowed from botantical terminology, this term is being used to highlight bright spots in a failing economy... analogous to new growth among a wasteland of dead plants and weeds.

(1) One green shoot from the high unemployment numbers is that those who still have jobs are finding less traffic congestion during their commutes.

(2) "To get out of high rate mortgages. we are seeing progress in -- in the money market mutual funds, and in the business lending area. And I think as those green shoots begin to appear in different markets -- and as some confidence begins to come back -- that will begin the positive dynamic that brings our economy back." --Ben Bernanke (60 Minutes interview, March 2009)

by cwhaley May 4, 2009

annie green springs

An alcoholic product labeled as wine, similar to boones farm or mad dog 20/20. Bottom shelf sweet stuff that'll get you laid every time, too bad they quit making it in the late 70s.

Dude, get some Annie Green Springs(AGS) and you'll be throwin down on her before 10.

by Assman 23 May 28, 2014

green shell

something that is meant to hurt others but usually just fucks over someone innocent. Derived from the popular game Mario Cart

Blake, drop your sack and stop shooting those fucking green shells. You're tripping.

by Billy Bragg April 26, 2006

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Green Spoon

The act of taking a stick a celery and inserting it into your ass.

Mom: Johnny eat your vegetables.

Johnny: I can't they're in mah ass...

Mom: Stop green spooning yourself!

by KappaHunter March 3, 2014