Facebook-GPS

A way for people to track you down and show up where you are at based on your status or posts on Facebook.

Sh*t! Why the hell did she show up here? I must have left my Facebook-GPS on!

by TvIsDeath June 10, 2009

Anal Gps

The super accurate apparatus you have inserted in your rectum, that knows the exact position you are in and starts your vowel functions as you get close to your house/favorite bathroom.

Alfie: "Yo how far are we from home?"
Mike:"Dont worry kid my Anal Gps tells me we are close, im shitting myself"

by Senterstylemx January 15, 2011

Junkie GPS

How junkies always know where to get drugs

Keisha: Follow me girl, this way to the pot.

Tanya: How do you always know where to get the good stuff?

Keisha: I got Junkie GPS, girl

by DunkinBrandon March 6, 2013

Paper GPS

(n). any non-electronic format used for finding directions.

Examples:

A road atlas, foldout paper road map, handwritten directions, directions printed from free online map Web sites.

"John, how will you find our place if you get lost?"

"Don't worry. I have a good road atlas and good handwritten directions. My paper GPS is set to go".

by boggler August 18, 2009

Human GPS

A person who knows how to get anywhere at anytime, specific but not limited to driving directions. Human GPS slaps technological dependence in the mouth. It communicates skepticism and presumes trust in one's own ability to read a map, think and understand. In other words, "smart" technology makes us really stupid.

We're getting funneled through tolls like beer at a frat party.
F--- these clowns. Time to get it in with Human GPS.

by Harry Bird September 13, 2010

Pong GPS

An old and outdated GPS unit.

It takes my dad longer to program the Pong GPS in his '99 Benz than it does to drive to his destination.

by kejo66 May 18, 2011

man gps

The innate ability a man has to know exactly where he is going.

I used my man gps to get to the store.

by jr9999 May 7, 2014