Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 1, 2018

Snappy Gomez

A sexual move where one places a thumb in the vagina and a thumb in the butthole and attempts to make a snapping motion with their fingers.

While I was fingering her I decided to see how she would react to a Snappy Gomez

by Ozreich December 18, 2017

Foaming gomez

When her pussy is dry and you proceed to blow a snot rocket on it then fuck her until a white foamy slime starts to build up.

Man that chick got a foaming gomez last night.

by Jfeet June 24, 2018

Eric Gomez

Literally is in LOVE with joie and doesn’t have 7 girlfriends

Bro dose Eric Gomez have a crush on joie 😱😱
YES he dose!!!

by dezurmomnuts69lololol September 25, 2021

Gometry

Math lernt by the hicks.

"I lernt gometry on ther weekend! Now ya'll gonne be able tur do yer taxes! Eyem edjumacated"

by ReZeroX November 18, 2003

Selena Gomez

Selena Gomez was a former Disney star from the show Wizards Of Waverly Place, one of the last decent Disney shows still aired on Disney Channel. Selena is a decent person who is letting her feet off the ground, to grow her image to her age. She's starring in a new movie called Spring Breakers, which is not really age appropriate for her current audience. In my opinion, she's shifting and taking it slow, which is a good thing, and not rushing to adulthood. Great job Selena, and keep it up.

Annoying hater: "OMGG SELENA GOMEZ IS SUUCH A SLUT!!!11!! I HOPE SHE DIEZ!!1"

Regular Person: "Bitch please, I don't even care about her and I'm pretty sure she's not a slut. She's GROWING UP, and you're just jealous because she's only dating Justin Bieber."

by A person on a planet. September 5, 2012

Gomez

After a verticle 69, you powerbomb the girl into the ground, flip her off with both hands, yell "GOMEZ" in her face, and walk away.

I gomezed my girlfriend last night, she loved it.

by Crew March 20, 2005