Anal Gland Shake

When the Male ejaculates into the analtorium and the female clinches her bum cheeks and twerks making a milkshake texture and drinks it.

Jeannie loves it when Bobby gives her an Anal Gland Shake

by Bobby2pistols March 15, 2019

wanking gland

Part of the male body around which a large entertainment industry has grown.
Magazines, DVD's, and a worldwide network of computers called the Internet are dedicated to entertaining it.

I'm just going to the shop to buy a wank mag for my wanking gland.

by Blue Cawdrey November 23, 2004

smack gland

To smack glands: verb, to force female and male sex organs collide.

I like to smack glands all night.

by Rootie tootie December 14, 2008

bland gland

the organ that causes hack writers to have banality boners

His writing is the result of an overactive bland gland

by Wally Keeler February 8, 2009

Gilly Gland

A nonsensical, nonexistent gland that one may call upon when you have been or need to be hospitalized for something you'd rather not talk about.

ie; "I won't be in next week, I'm going in to have my Gilly Gland removed" D

by Debutante131 December 27, 2009

strippers gland

Strippers gland- (N) The glistening "sweat" effect on a stripper, that is, for some reason, not gross like actual sweat.

Yo! That chick had a total strippers gland.

by Carrots April 14, 2017

pulmoanery gland

The vagina, otherwise known as pussy.

"I made that bitch's pulmoanery gland THUMP"
"My pulmoanery gland is throbbing for your huge cock!"

by akigawa July 17, 2021